February 2012
21 posts
Lilo: It's sandwich day, every Thursday I give Pudge, the fish, a peanut butter sandwich. And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him and she said, "a tuna sandwich." I can't give Pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna is?
Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: IT'S FISH! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is.. stinkin' tuna!
Teacher: Lilo why is this so important?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
i'm craving tacos.
Anonymous asked: Ur a slut
I know I’m young, but I feel like I wasted my life. I feel like I have no more doors to open; my life’s a single hallway to death. I feel like my life is only going downhill from here. I feel like I won’t get anywhere with my life. I wish I didn’t feel this way, but I feel like I have nothing to live for..
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i'm in a relationship
attractive boy: hi you're ugly
21 tags
1 tag
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
I don’t like venting to people because I always feel like I’m bothering them. Why would they care about my problems? No one gives a shit about me. Even if someone asks, I don’t tell them anything because I know they’re just trying to be nice. No one wants to hear my bullshit. I keep most things to myself - just me. I don’t need anyone else. And plus, I like it better...
i-wasborntobe-me:
what if all my posts were queued and I had died 3 years ago
gossipgran:
why isnt my neighbor totoro on instant play on netflix das some bullshit
k jeremy lin, i see you..
simon: you didnt go shit?
peter: i did like 3 big pieces & then a couple small pieces..
alyssavtr:
I don’t know why but I’m so much more comfortable and confident around people that are completely unaware of my existence
January 2012
41 posts
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4 tags
i want to donate blood but i'm scared i'm going to...
alyssavtr:
I’m at the point where everyone’s getting tired of me and is starting to distance themselves from me
It sucks so much because this is the one thing I feared the most
the-hashslingingslasher:
never good enough
never smart enough
never good enough in math
face never pretty enough
body never toned enough
skin never clear enough
i wish i knew how to love myself again but i don’t know how to
brb tatting 'thuglife' on me like rihanna.
omg rihanna.. why????
confession 005
tamtduong:
this is tmi. but when i’m on my period. i literally have to pee every hour.
omfg yes! and i hate when i feel like i have to pee, but when i get to the bathroom it’s like NOPE, TRICKED YOU. stupid vaginas..
weesakin: iiiiiiii
weesakin: dont want a lot for christmas
weesakin: there is just one thing i need
weesakin: aka u lepsee
"gwai nui, hee sun wei!! bahbee tong ni sik yeh!!"...
the reason i love sundays.
3 tags
What if Kidz Pop did a version to "Niggas in...
dirtyluxury:
What’s Oodle, my Noodle? What’s Toaster, my Strudel? What’s drawing, my doodle? What’s that puppy, a poodle?
omfg
america to china: can i pay u in trident layers
Watchthe-hashslingingslasher:
cat twerking
2 tags
i love it when i smell good.
koooshi:
especially right now ^__^ showering does wonders.
can i smell you..
1 tag
do not make fun of me or insult me in any way if...
what if we are good fags??
5 tags
oh.. sorry for being poor
kimjong-ponponweiponweiponpon:
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen —->
——-> kimjong-ponponweiponweiponpon
YES HI
how i send fan mail...........
kohthefacestealer:
baby that’s a box